So this is an old one, but something I read the other day reminded me of it, and it’s always great to share because you guys, this dude is a total fuckmuppet. And as alla y’all know, when I encounter someone online who is this much of an asshat, I love to publicly denounce their douchiness. Honestly, I wish I still had the original email, which was from around 2010, because I’d share his name with you. Alas, we shall just have to call him Captain Bag O’Dicks. Captain Bag O’Dicks writes in with one of the most obnoxious emails ever. He says, “How come there are so many fat…