This originally appeared back in 2011, but it’s one of my favorites, and I wanted to re-run it, because vampires. On Vampire Romance, and Why I Think It Sucks This is partly inspired by a college essay I wrote a zillion years ago, and partly inspired by the recognition that I must be the only woman in America who doesn’t dig vampire romance. I should state ahead of time that in no way am I telling you that YOU should hate vampire romances. Read ’em if you got ’em. I’m just trying to explain why I personally think they suck. At any rate, some thoughts on the whole vampire-as-sexxeh trope:…