Look, I know there are people who hang on every single goddamn piece of faux-spiritual-wellness bullshit advice that David Avocado Wolfe and Gwyneth Paltrow espouse, but seriously, y’all gotta hear me out on this one. I keep getting emails from people asking about the trends of inserting crystals into their vaginas, and worse yet, WASP NESTS. Now, I’m no gynecologist, nor do I play one on tv, but I can tell you with 100% certainty that these are things you should not ever do. EVER. Here’s the backstory. The trend of the vagina crystal, sometimes marketed as a yoni egg because that sounds really spiritual and feminine and pretty and…