Y’all, I’ve been writing and publishing content on Ye Olde Interwebz since the glory days of the mid-2000s, the Naught Oughties, when AOL Chat Rooms still existed and many people were still using dial-up to get online. And over these many years, I’ve gotten some real winners (ahem) in my email box, from Bible thumpers offering me a one-way ticket to hell to people who think chubby chicks shouldn’t be Pagan to random dick pics from strangers (hint: they’re never impressive). And every once in a very great while, I get an email from someone who has glommed onto me because THEY MUST KNOW ALL ABOUT PAGAN SEX. And apparently…