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Hoo Boy, This Email About Ritual Sex Tho…
Y’all, I’ve been writing and publishing content on Ye Olde Interwebz since the glory days of the mid-2000s, the Naught Oughties, when AOL Chat Rooms still existed and many people were still using dial-up to get online. And over these many years, I’ve gotten some real winners (ahem) in my email box, from Bible thumpers offering me a one-way ticket to hell to people who think chubby chicks shouldn’t be Pagan to random dick pics from strangers (hint: they’re never impressive). And every once in a very great while, I get an email from someone who has glommed onto me because THEY MUST KNOW ALL ABOUT PAGAN SEX. And apparently…
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The Most Obnoxious Email EVAH
So this is an old one, but something I read the other day reminded me of it, and it’s always great to share because you guys, this dude is a total fuckmuppet. And as alla y’all know, when I encounter someone online who is this much of an asshat, I love to publicly denounce their douchiness. Honestly, I wish I still had the original email, which was from around 2010, because I’d share his name with you. Alas, we shall just have to call him Captain Bag O’Dicks. Captain Bag O’Dicks writes in with one of the most obnoxious emails ever. He says, “How come there are so many fat…
